| Chance of good conversation |  |
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Not my style |
| Chance of an argument | |
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Boring! |
| Chance of a fight | |
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Ha! |
| Price of drink (3 average) | |
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OK |
| Friendly staff (3 average) | |
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Don't think it's just me |
| Decor | |
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Nice, Tidy, Pubby |
| Smell of toilets (1 minging) | |
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Lock, Paper, & no pong |
| Chance of pulling - under 30 | |
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Not a young pub |
| Chance of pulling - over 30 | |
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Don't think they are interested |
| Like it if over 30 | |
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If you are a regular |
| Like it if under 30 | |
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1 Hell - 5 Heaven |
| Like the music if over 30 | |
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No music |
| Like the music if under 30 | |
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No music |
| Get a game of cards going | |
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1 Coppers - 5 £50's |
| Meet a space cadet? | |
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1 level - 5 Outer Space |
| Characters | |
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One or two | Grief because of this entry | |
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Nothing yet |
| Have I Ever Been Barred |  |
5 landlords ago |
| Beer Garden |  |
Not to speak of |
| Pool Table | |
(was/is?) Team in Local League |
| Dartboard | |
Took it out |
| Lunchtime Meals | |
See the Propaganda |
| Evening Meals | |
See the Propaganda |
| Regular Entertainment | |
Quizzes etc |
| Live Entertainment | |
The Odd Singer |
| Bouncers on the door | |
Not needed |
| Own Parking | |
None |
| Street Parking | |
Quiet street |
| Car park Near | |
Beaconsfield car park if you are cheeky |
| Easy Access for Wheelchair | |
No |
| Suitable for children | |
See official propaganda |
| Play area | |
No |
| Music from | None |
| Choice of Music | None |
| Distance to Takeaways | Sober up getting there |
| Distance to Takeaways | Die of hunger |
| Distance to Bookies | Open a Phone Account |